Today's puzzle will be distributed (thanks to "Bob Kerfuffle") at the annual American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, where people try to solve puzzles as fast as they can. I myself don't like to solve puzzles fast. I like to savor them, to meditate on the nuances of the fill and the cluing, and on the ramifications of the theme. That's why I design puzzles the nuances and ramifications of which can be easily meditated on. I won't spoil your fun by explaining just what those might be in this puzzle.