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A virtuous young lady loves a landscape painter, her childhood playmate.

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For Hunt, see Novel 039; above is a painting by her husband, who was, like the novel’s hero, a landscape painter.

It combines “shrewd observation with an excellent style of simple English.” Athenaeum, December 18, 1880

“In these days of the multiplication of words and darkening of knowledge, the reviewer is generally thankful and grateful for signs of excellence in any one branch of novel-writing—for a well-conceived plot, for clever condensations, for life-like characters.  What must be his feelings, therefore, towards a writer who excels in a high degree in each of these branches, and gives us a book containing characters which become as real to us as Mr. Elton and Mr. Collins have done, and fragments of conversation and description which will for ever be interwoven with the subjects of which they treat.”  Academy, January 8, 1881

A contrasting view:

“The reviewer . . . has found the ‘Casket’ so unusually leaden he can do little more than raise the lid and clap it to again.”  New York Times, March 13, 1881

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Meal preparation!  Here at David Alfred Bywaters’s Crossword Cavalcade and Fortnightly Victorian Novel Recommender, not only do we dress for dinner in correct evening attire, we also take care at every meal to provide ourselves only with nutritionally balanced dishes hand-crafted from organic ingredients gathered laboriously from our own fields.  All this takes so much time that we barely have any left in which to chew and swallow the stuff, much less to read novels and make crosswords.  So in this fortnight’s puzzle we’re combining our labors.

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284 Meal Preparation

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An artist’s wife and eleven children try to make ends meet in a country cottage.

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I can discover nothing about C.H.D. Stocker; this is her only novel (I choose a feminine pronoun only because the protagonist is a woman).  And that is a pity, for her witty, incisive style and scenes of comic household disorder are just brilliant.

“Miss Stocker’s novel is very good indeed.” The plot is “by no means original. . . .  But the really good work which makes itself conspicuous and delightful throughout Miss Stocker’s three volumes is the lifelike portraiture. . . .  English children of the ‘happy family’ order have rarely been drawn with more geniality and truth.” Athenaeum, December 6, 1884

“A capital piece of work. . .  There are some happy descriptions both of the country and of London . . . and Miss Stocker’s style is spontaneous and unusually correct. . . .  On the whole . . . Miss Stocker has used an old situation . . . with effect.”  Academy, December 13, 1884

“This novel, utterly without pretension, and belonging for the most part to the domestic order of fiction, is bright and amusing . . . , really pleasant reading.”  Morning Post, December 28, 1884

Stocker “can imagine striking situations and use them with a certain dexterity.  But, above all, he has a very genuine sense of humour.”  Saturday Review, February 7, 1885

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Are you worried, anxious solver?  Are you afraid that you won’t get there on time, that you won’t be welcome even if you do get there on time, that you won’t enjoy yourself even if you are welcome, that you won’t get back home safely even if you do enjoy yourself?  Well, worry no more!  This puzzle is here to show you that all will be well.

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283 All Will Be Well

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A young English gentleman gets involved with both an English lady and a French actress.

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“Mr. Wedmore’s is a carefully written novel of character, . . . a little cramped and subdued by the quietism of modern taste.” Athenaeum, December 20, 1873

“His human figures are almost without exception individualised; we know and see them. . . .  The story is told with perfect clearness, and with the rapidity and compression of what is very rare,—thoroughly skilful narrative." Spectator, January 10, 1874

“The attraction of Two Girls is to be found in a certain freshness of subject and manner. . . .  His strength lies in the representation of character and dramatic little scenes, quiet but brightly coloured.”  Academy, January 17, 1874

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Why indeed?  Once we’ve met our basic needs, why bother to do anything?  Because the illusion of purpose, however ill-founded, is necessary to human contentment, that’s why.  We want to feel like we’re achieving  something.  We want to feel good about ourselves.  And if we don’t satisfy the impulse with something harmless, like the construction and solving of crosswords, we might be tempted to go around breaking things and hurting people.  If Genghis Khan, or Attila the Hun, had only had access to crosswords, what untold human suffering would the world have been spared!

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282 Oh, Why Bother?

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A woman flees empty social triumphs to live in an isolated town with her clergyman father and there meets a mysterious man.

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For E.S. Maine, see Novel 141

“Scarscliff Rocks is a story of considerable merit. . . .  The most salient merit of the book is in the carefully studied contrast of the two chief female characters, which are both well conceived and elaborated. . . . The plot . . . has been skilfully handled, and not overwrought, as it might readily have been.” Academy, June 26, 1875

“It has the old air of story-telling about it, and not that of ‘studies’ of this, that, and the other. . .  The author has successfully depicted commonplace characters without making them bores.”  Spectator, August 21, 1875

A contrasting view:

“What all such tales as ‘Scarscliff Rocks’ want, and there are generally at least a dozen of them every quarter, is dramatic power.  We have sensational instead of dramatic scenes.  The characters are generally fairly drawn, but are often dull when they are not sensational.” Westminster Review, October, 1875

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Were you ever told, perhaps in a “physical education” class years ago, to bend down and touch your toes?  I was, and I still  resent it:  I found the operation not only painful but undignified; and it just didn’t seem worth doing—there are obviously much better ways of accessing one’s toes, if that’s what one wants to do.

Anyway, if you want for some reason to perform a “bending down” exercise but lack the strength, or the agility, or the will to do it with your body, this puzzle lets you do it, like a rational creature, with your mind.

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281 Bending Down

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A staid middle-aged merchant is made by a magic stone to exchange bodies with his schoolboy son.

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F. Anstey, born Thomas Anstey Guthrie (1856-1934), wrote regularly for the humor magazine Punch, and twenty works of fiction, most based, like this one, on fanciful comic premises.

“A perfectly sober and serious book, in the reading of which a sober man may laugh without shame from beginning to end.”  Saturday Review, July 15, 1882

“It is a long time since we have read anything more truly humorous.”  Spectator, August 26, 1882

“A capital bit of sustained humor.”  New York Times, October 29, 1882

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Five answers in today’s crossword are haunted by the past in one sense; I, as its constructor, am haunted by the past in another.  For this puzzle is, in a way, a revisiting of Crossword 48, from 2018, against which it may be said to reverberate across the dimension of time.  When you finish it, you will want to solve Crossword 48 again so as to admire the interplay between them.  Like two black smudgy squares in two Rothko paintings, they might at first seem more or less identical; however, closer study will reveal in them, as in those paintings, subtle variations of shading and nuance that reflect, in ways that transcend paraphrase, the full range of the human experience, in all its tragedy and triumph.

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280 Haunted by the Past

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A rising barrister, on a country vacation, falls in love with a farmer’s daughter.

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For Braddon, see Novels 004, 061, 115, 170, 222, and 223.

“It is carefully written, and even rewritten, and yet is full of all the old rough vigour and dash, the keen sense of the many pleasures and enjoyments of life, the love of green fields and blue skies, and pleasant gardens, and the quick impatience of all that is hollow and conventional.”  Athenaeum, September 21, 1872

“Its plot, not ill-conceived, is well worked out, and told with appropriate humour and appropriate pathos.  Several of the characters are clearly defined, and . . . there is originality and fresh vigour in its presentment.” Examiner, October 12, 1872

A contrasting view:

Braddon’s “admirers will probably run through the work with a certain vacant satisfaction, while ever and anon, like dim reminiscences of a previous stage of existence, will dawn on their misty consciousness a vague idea that they have seen all this before.”  Manchester Guardian, September 25, 1872

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As I’ve said before, like all the best crossword constructors these days, I see my task as primarily one of social reform and human betterment.  And so, more than two years ago, in April 2020, I turned my attention to international affairs, with the purpose of promoting world peace (see Crossword 180).  But then I let the better part of a year go by without any further world-peace-promotion efforts, and in February 2022, Russia invaded Ukraine.  I ask myself now—why didn’t I do more?  Am I not partly to blame?  So today I’m doubling down with a two-part crossword (replacing the multi-part series of years past) promoting the cause of international communication.  I just hope I’m not too late!

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279b Language Acquisition, Part 1

279b Language Acquisition, Part 2

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A young sister and brother encounter social difficulties on their country estate.

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Here is yet another novel by Walford, for whom see Novels 018, 066, 121, 174, and 227.

“The tale is told with the spirit that always characterizes Mrs. Walford’s stories.” Critic, July 16, 1892

“A thoroughly interesting story, a trifle sensational, well written, full of life and movement.”  Independent, September 8, 1892

A contrasting opinion:

It “is not markedly original, amusing, or attractive to our thinking.  The young folks and their doings do not greatly interest one, though there is some freshness about them, and, in their fashion, they are natural and human enough. . . .   The story is slight, the treatment slighter, but it will pass.” Athenaeum, September 24, 1892

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Two weeks ago, you’ll recall, I headed off for my native planet, from which, some years ago, I was sent in an effort to save the terrestrial crossword from becoming a dreary echo-chamber of self-congratulatory hipster citation, tribal signaling, and celebrity fandom.  My mission was to lead by example away from such folly.  I did my best, but I’m afraid I’ve failed.  Someday maybe I’ll go back and try again.  Meanwhile, here, via the interstellar internet, is another puzzle.

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278 In Outer Space

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A poor gentlewoman makes what seems a perfect marriage with a local squire.

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Here is another fine novel by Mrs Alexander, for whom see Novels 001, 063, 113, 168, and 221.

“Mrs. Alexander . . . draws the portrait of a woman with a fine if not sympathetic nature, and her graphic pen sketches with clever ease the varied characters that surround her central figure.”  Morning Post, October 30, 1894

“Mrs. Alexander is a story-teller who thoroughly enjoys her work. . . .  She evidently believes in the vitality of her stories, has her people clearly before her eyes, and does her work in so unflagging a manner that the reader perforce resigns himself into her hand, takes a hearty interest in her performance, and has a good time of it. . . .  ‘A Choice of Evils’ is an entertaining book, because of its clever telling, and the people in it behave naturally, and grapple with the remarkable facts of their lives in a sensible manner.” Standard, November 28, 1894

A contrasting view:

“In spite of the ability of the book, we do not feel attracted by it.” Spectator, October 27, 1894

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Had enough of this blighted ball, this suffering sphere, this ghastly globe?  Fly with me to outer space!  It’s time for me to confirm what you’ve long suspected.  How, you’ve asked yourselves and each other, could any mere earthling come up, fortnight after fortnight, with such brilliant puzzles?  In fact I come from the planet Lapnet—a happy place, where hipster slang, and euphemism, and jargon, and brand names, and paid athletes, and Hollywood celebrities, are unknown.

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277 In Outer Space

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A writer accidentally joins a group of professional terrorists and frustrates their plots.

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John Coulson Kernahan (1858-1943), a journalist and critic as well as a novelist, wrote a dozen or so works of fiction; this one is notable for its rapid succession of thrilling incidents and its witty style.

“A most ingeniously imagined series of adventures.”  Bookman, August, 1901

“Mr. Kernahan’s detective stories are rather different from anyone else’s.  This sort of literature usually attracts either by being very horrible or by being very ingenious—or by both.  Mr. Kernahan is not quite either; he seldom tries to be blood-curdling, and then generally fails; while both his characters and his incidents are too frankly impossible to earn him a reputation for ingenuity.  What, then, is the secret of his success?  It appears to lie in his briskness and geniality, in the attitude of tolerant alacrity with which he is always ready to oblige . . . his readers.” Manchester Guardian, March 27, 1901

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Not now!  I’ll try to think up something to say about this week’s crossword eventually, but right now I’m just too busy.  It seems like everybody needs me all the time.  This person wants me to help with this thing, and that person wants my advice on that thing, and this other person hasn’t seen me in ages, and that other person thinks she may as well cancel the party if I don’t come.  People are counting on me, and I can’t let them down.  So I’m sorry—I’ve got to go right now; but I hope you like the puzzle anyway.

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276 Not Now

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A good man loves a good woman betrothed to a bad man.

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Clementina Black (1853-1923), whose sister was the translator Constance Garnett, was a feminist and labor activist as well as the author of a dozen or so works of fiction.

“There is a pathetic charm in Miss Black’s stories which must compel the sympathy of her readers”; this is “distinctly a clever, wholesome, and affecting romance.” Athenaeum, January 17, 1880

“We can . . . speak well of Orlando, and, but for certain longueurs in it, we could speak very well. . . .  There is some freshness about most of the characters. . . .  The book is rather one of those which one reads with a pleasant and equable feeling of satisfaction than one of those which deserve the terms ‘enthralling,’ ‘entrancing,’ ‘engrossing,’ or any other of the usual laudatory participles.  But of its kind it is very far from unsuccessful.”  Academy, January 24, 1880

“Miss Black has woven an interesting and touching story out of simple and natural materials.” Saturday Review, April 10, 1880

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v.2 https://archive.org/details/orlando02blac

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I pity the poverty of imagination that forces so many crossword constructors to draw on other people’s movies and television shows when they want to add to their puzzles some of the excitement of interstellar warfare.  Here, in the constraints of a 15 x 15 puzzle, with no outside assistance, I create my very  own science-fiction universe.  I expect an avalanche of Hollywood sequels, and commercial tie-ins, and fan-fiction sites, to follow in due course.

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275 Alien Invasion